Da Me Mas Gasolina!

Bad news: Comcast Corp. said Thursday it will limit the amount of data its Internet customers can send and receive each month to 250 gigabytes, effective Oct. 1.

Weird news?: Sarah Palin, the republican candidate for US Vice President, Is NOT the mother of her "fifth child" according to some at The Daily KOS?

Fun News: Sarah Palin VPILF! Bet you didn't know that part of the potential VP's resume includes a stint as a sports reporter for KTUU, Anchorage's NBC affiliate. My god, just a heartbeat away from being a PILF!

Craving a bit of raw, wanton technology? Try this Geek Porn and the Art of Vacuum Tube Fabrication on for size. Oh baby!

And if you don't have enough to worry about already, new reports state that "The Air Force wants a suite of hacker tools, to give it "access" to -- and "full control" of -- any kind of computer there is." For defense...understand?

Are you lonely? Are you bored? Wish you had a pet spider to feed and play with? I thought so. Well, here you go!

What Do You Want From Life?

Does sex leave you speechless at times? Next time, don't just watch the television or stare at the ceiling; use this great flow chart for finding words to express your feelings during those intimate moments.

They say a stencil is worth a thousand words. Who are "they", you may ask? Stencilpunks.com of course and they have quite a few free cool examples for you to download and use. Their motto: DIY or Die.

Five Mysterious Historical Artifacts. Nuff' sed'!

Burning Man 2008 has come and gone, but some great images of it survive. Join the tribes again in these vivid photos .

Another mystery solved! A Basic Review on Subnetting . Well, at least LESS mysterious.

Everybody say: Happy Birthday John McCain! 72 years old today, WOW!

Noose Print

Looking for a new car? How about this 2008 Shelby Mustang? Not sure about milage on this one.

You may consider which seat to book if you know what your chances are of getting out alive .
Is the internet awesome...or what?

Are you a potential member of the Cacophony Society? You should be.

Our friends over at Hacking Truths have listed their top 20 hacking apps for those that wish to test network security. There is no such thing as too much security.

No Way! No How!

Can we use "four more years of the last eight years"? Here's Dennis Kucinich lighting the torch and Hillary Clinton "knocking one out of the park" at the DNC today.

I don't have time to watch much television, read a book, or even complete a story, but I have just enough interest to consume "True Stories Told in One Sentence". Then I take a nap.

Give Em' an Inch

Griff Jenkins and Fox News ATTACKED at DNC Protests. Oh my god, but this is America. Here is the scene from another angle. Tough crowd at the DNC today, huh? Don't worry though, by the looks of it, the Denver Police and National Guard have things capably in hand.

For those that may have forgotten, here is a great illustration of how easily world affairs can get out of hand. You know what they say: "Those that forget history...blah,blah,blah..."

Les Wizawarbles

What do pelicans, cute kitty-cats, sun-earth kisses, jelly blobs, and Contra dances have in common? Well, they all can be found in some nice SCruz photos at my friend Quaker Mans blog site.

I am ablobbed, I am agrassed, have I seen Santa Cruz at last? Some wine and say what's going on? A coast you say... a coast maybe
She was just like a coast to me
One minute there, and she was gone!

Here's another touching website. Some nice people took the time to sort and classify where folks like to touch and be touched and placed all the results in an easily understandable graphical format. No big surprises here for me but hey, they forgot to include the soul.

In some cases, I feel that I may be out of touch. Some pay a very high price for beauty, as in this SCARY scarification procedure.

Finally, a public service anouncement:
Mr. T sez: "Sign up an' TAKE IT BACK suckah'!

Noose O' the Day

Wondering what Joe Biden brings to the party? Here he speaks on the situation in Pakistan displaying a good grasp of foreign policy. Need a little more insight? Here he is at The Fire Fighters Forum.

In the interest of fairness: the other presidential hopeful. Senator MgGoo in a minute .
Did I say MgGoo? I meant Magoo!

Opus Dei Day

Laibach: German name for Ljubljana, the current capital of Slovenia
Laibach:Slovenian industrial musical group
I can't remember why, exactly, but they were considered quite controversial when their debut album was released. Check out the short cover of "Life is Life" and you tell me. Perfect marching music. If you enjoy that little ditty you might want to check out "Geburt Einer Nation"(an interesting adaptation of Queens "One Vision") and more currently "Tanz Mit Laibach". Does this kind of thing ever really go out of style?

Hizzlepizzle From Da Garizzle

Where are all the single men/women hiding, you may ask? Here's a handy map that shows the way.

The Heritage of the Great War; an unusually poignant archive of photos. Lest we forget what war begets.

Ten verses never preached on . Only ten?

NORAD tapes from 911. The real deal.

All Things Regarded

The truth is beautiful.

Looking for a little structure in your life? You might want to look at the Dalai Lama’s 18 rules for living and have a beautiful life.

Flashback! Uncle Devos Beautiful World

If you crave Beautiful enhancement then there's there's a new trend in the you're-not-good-enough-as-you-are industry. A bra for your...posterior!

Daily Dinky Links

Garry Kasparov has a few interesting things to say to Bill Maher

Uh-oh! The Top Ten Declassified Secrets; a truly amazing list.

A bit of cleverness at faces of the earth. Looks like the earth is basically ...happy?

Like to eat fish? A lot of people do, but they should read this first to see the Top Ten Sustainable Fish Choices and Ten Fish You Should Avoid Eating

Learn Italian...hand signs!

The coolest clock on the internet. Use the menu to set local time then...it's time to dance!

Gratuitous Post of the Day

Eye on Pakistan; Musharraf resigns, whats next?

Keep an eye on the march of democracy.

Some nice tools for keeping an eye on networks.

Just remember, you can't always believe your eyes!

Recourse Resource

James Pense has an interesting take on how terrorists might hit us. But he's a wacko...right?

What, can't remember the passwords for your wifi router, Cisco system , or NetaPP box? Don't fret someone put up a handy list for just about anything you might find yourself locked out of. This kind of info was what the net was made for!

FreeBookSpot is an online source of free ebooks to download with 4485 FREE E-BOOKS in 96 categories which is up to 71,97 GB text! You can search and download free books in categories like scientific, engineering, programming, fiction and many other books. No registration is required to download free e-books and if that doesn't satisfy your appetite for free content Hongkiat acually lists nineteen more sites for your reading pleasure.

Is anyone really interested in "propaganda" in the form of alternate views of what is happening with this US-Russia conflict in Georgia. Well if you don't really care, please don't read this article

Do You Feel Lucky...Friendo?

An Ossetian 12 year old thanks the russians for saving her on Fox news here ,but heres a bill we should all be scared of. Sheesh!
Think you're pretty smart? Watch this.
The groovy folks over at Humorific have assembled a nice list of the weirdest inventions of all time and...oh my word... Viet Nam veterans speak out against John McCain, crimeney! That sort of behavior certainly warrants some public punishment.
And speaking of punishment, have you been thinking of moving to Antarctica? You might want to take a peek at this first!

Some Embedding Tests

Play the video dammit!

Get Back to Where You Once Belonged

Ok, back from a few days of rest and relaxation in the Redwoods. The redwood forests are some of the most unique areas in the world. Hot in the sun and cool under the boughs, it makes for a beautiful and healthy climate of extremes.
Some of Californias finest wines are produced in these regions.The "Rockpile", one of the newest appellations, produces award winning vintages from a rugged , relatively high altitude terrain.
Breath taking scenery, great locally produced food,and bohemian lifestyles( its where THE Bohemian grove is located) combine to form a wondrous place. I could to live there.

How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head

How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head : Zigzo Zlinks

...just in case you were wondering. People have done sillier things.

The Groove Master Kitchen is Closed

The Chef from WattStax that gave the world "Hot Buttered Soul" and "Chocolate Salty Balls"has checked out.
R.I.P. Isaac Hayes.

OH REALLY!

John MCcain knows how to "win" a war? Just exactly which one was that anyway? I am sure he is not referring to this incident. Watch carefully and you can see the pilot skittering to safety. Aviator? More like "bloviator".
But seriously, when I'm not busy cleaning up MY stupid mistakes, I meditate on the image of the sexy genius lady. I feel smarter just gazing at her.

ONE MORE TEST

I can blog from my cell. Joy!

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"Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?"

Testing...testing...1,2,3...Uh...is this thing on?

There's no such thing as too much testing! Hi ho!

Testing my mobile blogger

"Yo, I went to the Makers Faire and all I got was this lousy shirt."

The above pic was sent as a test image from one of my mobile devices. My friend, Artimous is shown demonstrating the correct way to fold the Makers flag. Thanks Art!
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"Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?"

Welcome to the Thunderdrone

Well here it is, my first blog. What's that now? About time you say? Well you're right it is about time. After struggling for years in the vain attempt to comprehend the entire Internet, the time has come to admit defeat; a lifetime is not enough to ingest it all. We are going to need help with that task.
We have finally "hit the wall", so to speak. We have made so much information available yet it can be processed only as quickly as our primitive senses will allow. We need help to extend our processing abilities and I believe that the proverbial "Mother of invention" axiom will hold true for the future. The Internet is more than just a way to move information; it is the pro genitive reason for the evolution of a new species. A species that will be optimized in its ability to make the best use of the staggering amount of the worlds information resources.
OK, so there you go, I have added some of my thoughts in text to the information swarm with the writing of this blog and as I write I realise that I am probably not the first to express these ideas, that in a world with billions of entities the odds are against any "new" concepts by now. What we will see is that common perceptions will coalesce and rise to the fore in a more rapid fashion than we have experienced in the past. With this blog, my voice joins the worlds voice in the cacaphonic invocation of the being that will replace us. This is the modern world.
This blog is a work in progress and will most likely be used as a repository of my experiences, memories, media, recommended resources, and plain old ramblings when I feel the need to write them down. Oh, and I hope you will oblige my vents. Stay tuned...

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MOOOoooooo!