News Lips Sink Ships

You like Allen Watts and his zen-like philosophical excursions. You also like Southpark, the edgy and (very) humorous animated satire. What happens if you somehow could knit them together? Well that's exactly what Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done over at Souljerky.

First: The New York Times reports " US President George W. Bush in July secretly approved orders enabling US Special Operations forces to conduct ground operations in Pakistan without Islamabad's prior approval."
Then: Pakistan's army chief General Ashfaq Kayani strongly criticized the raids saying "The sovereignty and territorial integrity of the country will be defended at all cost...there was no agreement or understanding with the coalition forces whereby they are allowed to conduct operations on our side of the border."
It beginning to look like US-Pakistan communications could use some attention.

Meanwhile, what the heck's going on in South America? Were you aware that Bolivia Orders U.S. Ambassador to Leave and Russian bombers have landed in Venezuela ? I don't make this stuff up, I swear.

By now we have all heard the news about the activation of the Super,super-duper collider at CERN, but have you seen the LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams?

I bet you thought that Osama Bin Laden was the mastermind behind the 911 attacks, didn't you? That's not what the White House press secretary is saying. Sounds like a technical issue.