I Can't Drive...SEVENTY-FIVE!

News Flash: I just heard that national average gas prices have dipped below $3.00 a gallon!

This nifty EPA certified bike conversion kit can be had for $149.95! Video

Murry Rothbards treatise on why a return to the gold standard could save the economy. Funny munny.

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Wisdom: Because "You can't get to wonderful without passing through alright".

Soup up your old minimag flashlight into a powerful burning laser pointer!

Get your motor running because Christian Nymphos like sex the way God intended it to be.